heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

(via edwardspoonhands)


decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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onlylolgifs:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(via artbymoga)


not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

image

do you ever regret drawing something

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Q
So you're a law student, right? do you believe misandry-mermaid's lauded plan: "All women are now allowed to carry swords. All women get 20 free hours of sword training. All women are allowed to cut a fool without suffering legal consequences once per calendar month." is with in the bounds of reasonableness?
A

cognitivedissonance:

First off, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Second, if you truly believe that women are going to be allowed to carry swords and “cut a fool” without consequences, I really want you to rally your state’s legislature around this issue because it’ll be hilarious. After all, women possessing swords could lead to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, which we all know is no basis for a system of government.

Cheers!


cognitivedissonance:

ilovecharts:

the new and improved neighborhood lemonade stand

Never too early to teach the kiddos a good hustle. Here’s a handy-dandy guide!

cognitivedissonance:

ilovecharts:

the new and improved neighborhood lemonade stand

Never too early to teach the kiddos a good hustle. Here’s a handy-dandy guide!


stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

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fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

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cognitivedissonance:

laurelai:

cognitivedissonance:

cutemetalhead:

by the way, since we’re talking about r/tumblrinaction, i just thought you should all know that they literally encourage their users to go through these tags to pick on people, so i’d be wary about tagging stuff so it appears in these tags.
as was stated before, a lot of redditors use an entry youre featured on to send you anon hate, reblog your post to unsafe people, etc. so they might find you through these tags. a good way to avoid this is to put letters/numbers/symbols after the trigger, so you could put say #ableism 890283948 or #fatphobia djflksjdfj or #racism /// (like i do!). make sure if you do this theres a space between the trigger and the letters/numbers/symbols.
if you’d like you can signal boost this so your followers know to watch out

For those of you wondering how you suddenly got flooded with hate, you might have been featured here. This reddit is one reason I’ve had anon off for the past year.

I have a better idea, now that you know what gets their attention, set traps for them.

Some people aren’t okay with doing that, so that’s my goal in sharing this. Not everyone is strong enough to handle that, and that’s OK. These people can be quite cruel, and they’ll strike any Tumblr they see fit. They should not be allowed to drive people off the internet for their own sick pleasure. But, if you are dead set on avoiding them to the best of your ability, here’s a suggestion.

cognitivedissonance:

laurelai:

cognitivedissonance:

cutemetalhead:

by the way, since we’re talking about r/tumblrinaction, i just thought you should all know that they literally encourage their users to go through these tags to pick on people, so i’d be wary about tagging stuff so it appears in these tags.

as was stated before, a lot of redditors use an entry youre featured on to send you anon hate, reblog your post to unsafe people, etc. so they might find you through these tags. a good way to avoid this is to put letters/numbers/symbols after the trigger, so you could put say #ableism 890283948 or #fatphobia djflksjdfj or #racism /// (like i do!). make sure if you do this theres a space between the trigger and the letters/numbers/symbols.

if you’d like you can signal boost this so your followers know to watch out

For those of you wondering how you suddenly got flooded with hate, you might have been featured here. This reddit is one reason I’ve had anon off for the past year.

I have a better idea, now that you know what gets their attention, set traps for them.

Some people aren’t okay with doing that, so that’s my goal in sharing this. Not everyone is strong enough to handle that, and that’s OK. These people can be quite cruel, and they’ll strike any Tumblr they see fit. They should not be allowed to drive people off the internet for their own sick pleasure. But, if you are dead set on avoiding them to the best of your ability, here’s a suggestion.